Heavenly Whores

Ok so maybe some of my friends are into that whole Heavenly Bodies bar thing and maybe they are not all whores. I just thought it was a neat title for todays blog post. Hee hee!
But really...I don't think women are whores just cuz they sleep around. I mean guys do it all the freaking time and nobody tells them shit about it!
Kinda reminds me of that song by xtina aguilera
Yeah i know I spelt it wrong. Sue me!
I wonder how ppl get followers on their blogs. I've looked around and some have more than a hundred followers!! How the hell do they do that?
Maybe they go viral or something. Who knows.
Wow. I gotta get more interesting stuff to write about.
Wanna hear about how my dog pissed all over my living room rug?
Yeah that was so not fun to clean up. It was a brand new rug too! Bastard.
I love him though. He is my guy :)

You Can't Keep a Good Bitch Down

Well you can't! =)
I finally get some days off! Which means I can finally get some reading in and do all those other things I've been neglecting.
Like cleaning my toilet.
Sick.
I don't think that's going to get done this week either. I wish I could hire a maid.
Hell, I wish I could just marry some rich guy and live the life of lavish style!
Like on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
Except without the famous part. I'd much rather help make ppl famous than the other way around. Is that weird? Probabaly. Who cares.
My ex is history. I may move on to women. They're so much nicer.
What the hell am I saying? Women are bitches.
Most of the time.
I know I am come that time once a month :)
Beware!

Cheerios

Phew! I haven't really been keeping up with my blog. Like anybody is even reading! I have like two followers and one of them is me!
What the hell?
So topic of the day is cheerios. I hate them.
Idk why and there really isn't a good reason. It's just that they are small, round and taste like cardboard. Even the honey ones aren't too great. Unfortunately they are the cheapest thing and when I'm on a budget (more like when it's the week to pay my rent) it's what I eat for breakfast. :(
Today I had lucky charms though.
Omigod! And that burrito I had last night did NOT have fun in my stomach!
I was tossing and turning all night with naseau and pain and I really wanted to throw it up but since I'm totally scared of that, I didn't.
I really need more time in the day.
So anywaze--I have nothing more to say.