Whiney Brats

Fuck me.
I got a nasty email from an old friend at my old church.  "Friend"
He told me i'm going to hell
I'm a bitch and I'm going to hell for talking about the church that way.
Ooooo...I'm so scared.
Please.
He's going to be right there next to me.
:) :) =)
Sittin pretty and twiddlin his thumbs.
I told him to go suck one cuz he sounds like he needs to.  Pussy.  Doesn't even have the nerve to call me.  And how the hell he found out about my blog and my real name i have no idea!  But then he's a techy freak.  Plus my big mouth bff....spilled the beans in her own fb.  Great.  Perfect!

I Dunno, Whadda U Wanna Do?

Tequila Shots!
Yeah baybay...lick, sip, suck
I got myself a whole bottle of Jose (my other favorite man) about ten limes and plopped myself down in front of the television to watch The Lovely Bones.  Which by the way...sucked!  Maybe I was too drunk to truly appreciate it but I thought it was bullshit how they didn't even find her body.  And all she really wanted was to come back and kiss this guy before she crossed into heaven.  Um, how about come  back and avenge your murder you stupid bitch?
:)  Smiles!
Did I drink alone?  Hell no.  I had my drinking buddy with me.  Though in retrospect I should have gotten a bigger bottle.  We barely got buzzed.  But it was yummy just the same.  Then I had a burger and fries and didn't that taste good?
Damn...I'm surprised I got up early enough to make breakfast.  I didn't go to bed until 3am.  I can hear cartoons playing in the living room as I type this out.  Kids just don't tire of those things.
Ech.
It looks like it's going to be another crummy day out.  Maybe I'll hit the gym later.  I should probably go on a diet.  Speaking of which....yeah, never mind.
There's this book I've been reading that is really good by Laura Moore or something...it's too far to check...and it's called Remember Me.  I won't lie, I only bought it because I thought it was the book of the movie with Robert Pattinson (so gorgeous!) but it wasn't.  Still, it's good and I'm almost done.

Just A Need, Nothing More

I had sex with my ex.
In my defense, I have needs just like anyone else.
Afterward he asks if we're still together.
If the mood hadn't been "oh shit what the hell did I just do" that question would have defenitely ruined it.
When I told him no he gives me this look and rolls over.  So I reminded him that this was what we both wanted and it doesn't help anything to spend the rest of the time we are together fighting about whether or not we're staying together or not.  Because we're not.
He said he didn't want to be with me because of the way I acted.  It was a whole other side of me he didn't like.
Hello!?  He cheated.  What was I supposed to do?  Act like nothing happened?  Cry a little then tell him I forgive him and move on?
Yeah ok.
So I told him to stop wondering about it because we're definitley through.  I just needed some and he just happened to be available.
Now I'm downstairs typing this out for god knows what reason and he's probably upstairs confused.  Oh well.
And there is this creepy looking bird outside my window.
Wtf?
Maybe I'm just seeing things.
Alrite, now to lock all doors and make sure the dog didn't piss all over the carpet in the sitting room.
Poppy is his name, peeing is his game.
Oheyah

Rude Much?

If you don't count the friend I've had since kindergarten (bc she really doesn't count wink wink) I have only had one other friend whose stuck around.  He, yes he, is a great guy and I probably would have married him if it weren't for the fact we would probably kill each other before the honeymoon was over.  Heh, heh.
So he's been having some problems with his wife of idk, like five years, and she has the nerve to call me up and bitch me out.  What the hell did I do?
I mean besides have sex with him a few times but she doesn't know about that and that wasn't even the reason for her assinine phone call.
She wanted me to stop emailing him.
Um yeah, cuz that's the problem.
:)
And then she tells him (while I'm still on the phone mind you) that if he continues to email me she's leaving him.
So I told the bitch to make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out.
Then she starts to cry and he gets mad at me.
Like I'm the one who started this.
She's the one who interrupted my sleep just to tell me to stop emailing him.  Why didn't she wait until morning?
Um cuz she's a dumb broad.

Nothing Better To Do

Right now I'm watching a movie and surfing the web....I'm such a dumb ass.
Nah, I'm on facebook, google, this blogger thing and looking up stupid stuff on You Tube.
I cannot wait to get a job!
Something to occupy my time besides the useless stuff I find to do on the internet.  Also...I'd like a little more stimulating conversation. At least I went to the gym today.
And damn!  There was this woman with six kids in tow!
Phew...I'm SO glad that isn't me!
Maybe one day in the far future.