If you don't count the friend I've had since kindergarten (bc she really doesn't count wink wink) I have only had one other friend whose stuck around. He, yes he, is a great guy and I probably would have married him if it weren't for the fact we would probably kill each other before the honeymoon was over. Heh, heh.
So he's been having some problems with his wife of idk, like five years, and she has the nerve to call me up and bitch me out. What the hell did I do?
I mean besides have sex with him a few times but she doesn't know about that and that wasn't even the reason for her assinine phone call.
She wanted me to stop emailing him.
Um yeah, cuz that's the problem.
:)
And then she tells him (while I'm still on the phone mind you) that if he continues to email me she's leaving him.
So I told the bitch to make sure the door didn't hit her on the way out.
Then she starts to cry and he gets mad at me.
Like I'm the one who started this.
She's the one who interrupted my sleep just to tell me to stop emailing him. Why didn't she wait until morning?
Um cuz she's a dumb broad.
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